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dougfifer85 Profile Information

Great at keeping secrets and lieing!
Age 65 From Irving, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

First name  
Fucker
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
So I'm just an old, fat, a sexuallyconfused bastard that would literally try ANYTHING once!
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Married
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Belly Button
Body Art  
Scarred
My Hair Is  
Bald
I Have One Or More Of These  
Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Rodent, Other
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Unemployed
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
unemployed
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Observant, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Sleeping, Drinking, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Getting off in front of my hamster while I watch.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I have very unusual fetishes but will tell you in private.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, A Troll, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Democrat
My Goal In Life Is  
To continue to hurt and lie to my wife
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Animation, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Ambient
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fantasy, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Dressing up in my wife's clothes (that I always manage to rip) when she's at work.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Oddities, Sensitivity, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
Anyone I can easily manipulate or fool.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage
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