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Happy day, lovely one!
Age 73 From Clear Lake, South Dakota - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Bard
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm looking for a kind hearted, pretty, intelligent lady about my age (71) who is good behind the plow and won't freak out if she gets her coveralls dirty or blows a nail. After a stroke about 10 years that made my left arm stupid but left my brain intact, I'm no Adonis but still have some miles left on me. Shall we find each other? I'd like that. Bard in Clear Lake, SD
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Gray
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Bald
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog, Bird
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Supreme Prairie Commander
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Religion / Spirituality, Dining, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Theater
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Some low key event close to home
I've Always Wanted To Try  
flying an ultralight aircraft.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Week
My Political Views Are  
Very Conservative
My Goal In Life Is  
to remember that I'm not bullet proof and that when I am weak, God is strong. I have no worries.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Computers, Fantasy, History, Religious, Science, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I am content. My maternal grandmother gave me a counted cross-stitch she had made in her 70s which reads:"Sweet are the are the thoughts that savor of contentment. A quiet mind is richer than a crown." It has become my mantra.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Sensitivity, Empathy, Good Looks, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
I think ladies of color are most appealing to me. Besides having agercultural prowess, I want her to be open, gentle and a feast for my eyes.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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