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unclewally Profile Information

Keepin it UBER discreet
Age 55 From Austin, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
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Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Married
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Lips
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Homemaker
My Speciality Is  
Hospitality / Travel
My Job Title Is  
Dude in charge of stuff
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Dining, Music, Movies, Internet, Dancing, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
50 shades of grey to Porky's I'm open to (almost) anything.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Everything I've never tried.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
To have sex with a blonde, a brunette, a redhead....at the same time while watching Oprah and Ellen give away cars to their audiences :D
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Drama, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Anthology, Biography, Classic, Computers, Health, History, Home & Garden, Mystery, Political, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Romance, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
As I already stated, a blonde, brunette, and a redhead at the same time while watching Oprah and Ellen give a car to their audiences.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Money, Oddities, Boldness, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
A woman who is smart and can think on her own. A woman who likes to fuck not necessarily experienced at it but wants the experiences. A woman who can recite Roald Dahl, and my favorite William Wordsworth.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Other, Just Wanna Fuck
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