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Perfect Kiss?
Age 66 From Toronto, Ontario - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I don't want to change my home life or yours; but something's been missing for a couple of years, and I need (an) exciting NSA playmate(s)...

Me? Very bright, witty, funny, sharp, creative, musical, educated, articulate, opinionated, unconventional, resolute, irreverent, good-hearted, charming, left wing, iconoclast, gourmet, gourmand, noisy, horny, raunchy, woman-loving fool with mild ADD.

I suck at smalltalk (typical of ADD), but get me going about something interesting and I'll probably have plenty to say. Stay sharp: sometimes a tangent chain reaction kicks in, until i've lost (or offended) nearly everyone in the room except the two people laughing their asses off 'cuz they get it (and often I'm one of those people...maybe you're the other?)

I like serious, important stuff, like Democracy Now; I like very silly stuff, like wearing giant Mickey Mouse gloves with a straight face. Love movies, music, good books, good food (put your hands up, who doesn't like good food); country-dark, star-filled skies; electrical storms; animals; nature; silence...on the other hand, if you can't get silence, I love to sing; and I like almost every kind of music.

Can I find one thrilling playmate interested in expanding horizons and pushing limits? I am experienced enough to know that I am very open, curious, and a switch.

Start with a great kiss - that's what I miss most of all - and just keep going. I'm eager to try things set aside when I married, or never got around to.

Weekday afternoons work best. Occasional evenings and very rare weekends are possible. I cannot entertain at home, although now and then I have use of a nice waterfront condo. Ideally, you are not more than a forty minute drive from any point along the QEW/Gardiner/Lakeshore, from around Burloak to the Beach.

I'm not the right playmate for just anyone... but if you're still reading, you aren't just anyone, are you?
Sign  
Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Married
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred
My Hair Is  
Light Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Boisterous, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Reserved, Shy, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Dancing, Dining, Family, Internet, Movies, Music, Playing Cards, Reading, Theater, Travel, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Dress-up, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
we talk easily, naturally, comfortably; feel we understand each other intuitively, as if we've known each other forever; we laugh a lot, and wish the moment could last forever; and when, eventually, we kiss, it is rapturous, this recognition of soul that connects the self and the other, manifest sensual perfection.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Ambient, Blues, Classical, Country, Dance, Electronic, Folk, Gospel, Industrial, Jazz, Latin, Pop, Punk, Reggae, Rap, Rock, Soul, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read  
Anthology, Biography, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Supernatural, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
a very disturbing book, have you read it? Ohhhh, I see. MY idea of fun... singing, reading, hit-ball-with-stick (currently golf, some tennis, maybe baseball), music (especially live in small venues), good food, stargazing, storm watching, the beach, flying a kite, the Steelers, a baseball game, singing barbershop, sex, bdsm, pinball machines, wearing a kilt, making Bananas Foster...

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Other, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Just Wanna Fuck
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