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I don't want to change my home life or yours; but something's been missing for a couple of years, and I need (an) exciting NSA playmate(s)...

Me? Very bright, witty, funny, sharp, creative, musical, educated, articulate, opinionated, unconventional, resolute, irreverent, good-hearted, charming, left wing, iconoclast, gourmet, gourmand, noisy, horny, raunchy, woman-loving fool with mild ADD.

I suck at smalltalk (typical of ADD), but get me going about something interesting and I'll probably have plenty to say. Stay sharp: sometimes a tangent chain reaction kicks in, until i've lost (or offended) nearly everyone in the room except the two people laughing their asses off 'cuz they get it (and often I'm one of those people...maybe you're the other?)

I like serious, important stuff, like Democracy Now; I like very silly stuff, like wearing giant Mickey Mouse gloves with a straight face. Love movies, music, good books, good food (put your hands up, who doesn't like good food); country-dark, star-filled skies; electrical storms; animals; nature; silence...on the other hand, if you can't get silence, I love to sing; and I like almost every kind of music.

Can I find one thrilling playmate interested in expanding horizons and pushing limits? I am experienced enough to know that I am very open, curious, and a switch.

Start with a great kiss - that's what I miss most of all - and just keep going. I'm eager to try things set aside when I married, or never got around to.

Weekday afternoons work best. Occasional evenings and very rare weekends are possible. I cannot entertain at home, although now and then I have use of a nice waterfront condo. Ideally, you are not more than a forty minute drive from any point along the QEW/Gardiner/Lakeshore, from around Burloak to the Beach.

I'm not the right playmate for just anyone... but if you're still reading, you aren't just anyone, are you?

Lejonet

Några extra kilon

189 cm

Brungröna

Kaukasisk

Gift

Ja - ibland hemma

Nej

Leende

Hål… Men bara i öronen, Ärrad

Ljusbrunt

Katt

Nej

Universitetsexamen

Heltid

Annat

Med rumskompisar, Med barn, Med husdjur

Vänner hälsar på då och då

Nej

Ja - feströker

Klassens clown

Anti-social, Livlig, Komiker, Mörk, Flirtig, Vänlig, Högljudd, Uppmärksam, Reserverad, Blyg, Konstig

Dansa, Middag, Familj, Internet, Filmer, Musik, Spela kort, Läsa, Teater, Resor, TV

Umgås med vänner, Gå ut och shoppa, Gå på konsert, Gå på museum, Leka maskerad, Läsa en bok, Tar det lugnt, Stanna hemma, Bio, Prova nya saker

we talk easily, naturally, comfortably; feel we understand each other intuitively, as if we've known each other forever; we laugh a lot, and wish the moment could last forever; and when, eventually, we kiss, it is rapturous, this recognition of soul that connects the self and the other, manifest sensual perfection.

Vänlig, Bråkstake, Cool, Oanständig, Obskyr, Tramsig

Spirituell men inte religiös

En gång om året

Kitschig, Klok, Torr / Sarkastisk, Vänlig, Tramsig, Obskyr, Sadistisk, Farsartad, Oanständig

Nyheter, Drama, Dokusåpor, Filmer, Sport, Dokusåpor

Action, Science Fiction, Komedier, Romantik, Drama, Dokumentärer, Familj, Tecknat, Skräck, Thriller, Vuxen

Ambient, Blues, Klassisk, Country, Dansband, Eletronisk, Folkmusik, Gospel, Industriell, Jazz, Latino, Pop, Punk, Reggae, Rap, Rock, Soul, Jag har spelat in en skiva

Antologi, Biografi, Fiktion, Skräck, Humor, Instruerande, Musik, Mystery, Filiosofi, Politisk, Övernaturlig, Referens, Satir, Vetenskap, Science Fiction

a very disturbing book, have you read it? Ohhhh, I see. MY idea of fun... singing, reading, hit-ball-with-stick (currently golf, some tennis, maybe baseball), music (especially live in small venues), good food, stargazing, storm watching, the beach, flying a kite, the Steelers, a baseball game, singing barbershop, sex, bdsm, pinball machines, wearing a kilt, making Bananas Foster...

Djärvhet, Empati, Flirtighet, Snygga drag, Enorm skicklighet, Humor, Intelligens, Egendomligheter, Känslighet, Spontanitet, Omtänksamhet, Kvickhet

Annat, Oralsex, Analsex, Dominans, Bondage, Vill bara knulla